Thursday, February 12, 2009

Down and Out

Once again I am facing the unemployment line and looking for work. At least for this weeks Workshop Wednesday at Mamakats cause the prompt I choose is this one:


2.) You were recently laid off. Instead of moping around, you've viewed it as a chance to start fresh. Pick a new career and write about your first day on the job.

"Damn, this is just great!" I mumbled as I slid over and pushed myself up out of the booth, half stumbling as the alcohol hit me. I got laid off today and I need to find a job fast to pay the mountain of bills I have. What's a girl to do?


I figured I had two options. I could find another job I hated like the last one and end up going no where again. Or I could do something I loved and get paid to do it. What do I love you ask? SHOPPING!!!
So I signed on to be a personal shopper for an agency that caters to big name celebrities. I could tell you who they are- but then I'd have to kill you.



My first day was fabulous honey I got to fly to Paris and
shop for this gorgeous handbag and this fabulous Armini
dress. Then it was on to London where I found this to die for Valentino shoe. I was in heaven and didn't have to die to get there!!!! There is nothing better to a true blue SHOPAHOLIC (and ladies I am one) than spending someone else's money.
After an exhausting day of jet setting all over the world (OK until you have tried getting on and off a private jet in several different countries don't tell me it isn't tiring!), I finally made it back home, kicked off my high heels (bought at Target by the way) and opened a bottle of wine to toast my success in finding a new job.
Here's to picking myself up, dusting myself off and getting out there to do something I love. Who knew that I could take an addiction and make a career out of it?

So if you find yourself unemployed and have nothing else to do , head over to Mamkats and read all the great stories over there. Or better yet, write one.

5 comments:

Jane! said...

Ah, if only, if only.
Well, no, I'd probably buy all the wrong stuff and get fired.
:)

Carrin said...

I thought about personal shopping also! That would be a great job!

Debbie said...

Is there a job available for me? We could shop together.

Tiffany said...

What a great job you chose!

binks said...

Shopping in heels? That makes me feet hurt just reading that. And shopping for others? Isn't that a little like buying gifts? Gift buying stresses me out. No thanks. Can I be a professional vodka taster instead?