Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Don't Mess With Mother Nature

It only took her a few times but she finally got it right!

I'm talking about Mother Nature and Spring! We are into the middle of April and finally just getting some warm weather. And trust me when I say it isn't a for sure thing- it is day to day.

I honestly think Mother Nature was a little Bipolar this year. I just finished a Psychology class so I can diagnose this with a 60% degree of "certainty" based on her symptoms. I am almost positive she went off her meds and is exhibiting degrees of manic behavior.

One day it would sunny and sixty and the next it would be cold and snowy! What's up with that? Of course you have to remember I live in "God's Country", Wisconsin where anything is likely when it comes to weather. It's been known to snow in May yet so guess I shouldn't get too comfortable.

Personally, between you and me, I think Mother Nature has a drug or alcohol problem. I mean come on, if you had to be responsible for keeping track of the weather in all those different places wouldn't you hit the bottle or pop pills? Let's see it's spring in China so that means it's winter in Chicago and I should have a hurricane in Mexico. No, No that's not right, let me start over. See what I mean? I'd either be a drunk or strung out on pills. Maybe that's why we've had such funky weather lately. Although the woman has been around for along time so maybe it's Alzheimer's that's setting in and she's just forgetting what season it is and that's why everything seems to be getting mixed up?

I vote we get Mother Nature into rehab, get her straightened out and then our weather will be back to normal. Of course we all know what happens when you mess with Mother Nature so maybe we should just leave her alone and hope she straightens out on her own. In the meantime, I am going to enjoy each wonderful , warm, sunny day she sees fit to give me.


Now head over to Jay's and thank Mother Nature while you read other Tuesday Tributes

6 comments:

April said...

LOL.
Sounds like she needs an intervention but I'm not pissing her off. She already put our trampoline in our tree the other day!

♥georgie♥ said...

LOL@mother nature being bipolar! That is funny
Loved this Tuesday tribute!

Carrin said...

i went south fot the weekend. Isn't it supposed to be warm there? It was freezing and warmer in the Midwest! Mother Nature has a sick sense of humor!

texasholly said...

Rehab sounds like a GREAT idea!

Too cute.

Halftime Lessons said...

I feel u sista!!

Although, I have to say, in between hailstorms it has been gorgeous here!!

Jay

Jane! said...

Off her meds - definitely!